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Medusa Shower

Snake Hair showerhead makes for a clean sweep

Medusa Shower thanks to Mike King

Athena sent Medusa with her hair of snakes to live with the blind monsters (the Gorgon shower sisters) at the ends of the earth, so that no innocents would be turned to stone at the sight of her.

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Up there in his ivory shower - Archie Bunker

I don't sing in the shower. I perform. - Unknown

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower. - Groucho Marx

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

What a chimera then is man. What a novelty! What a monster... what a contradiction, what a prodigy. - Blaise Pascal

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche


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