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Men Are The Same At Any Age

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Men Are The Same At Any Age thanks to Jim Serritella

Boys will be boys

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When a boy's coming into poobertyhood. - Archie Bunker

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

Other men lived to eat, while he ate to live. - Socrates

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Truly intelligent men know better than to take themselves too seriously. - Unknown

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

Bachelors: Married men may have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

We can often do more for other men by trying to correct our own faults than by trying to correct theirs. - Francois Fenelon

He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less. - C S Lewis

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only is they are determined to be so. - Charles de Gaulle

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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