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Men Are The Same At Any Age

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Men Are The Same At Any Age thanks to Jim Serritella

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Men are only as loyal as their options. - Bill Maher

The Backstreet Boys were so ten years ago. - Paris Hilton

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

Widowhood: The proof that women live longer than men - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

The market is a place set apart where men may deceive each other. - Anarchasis

It is to their crimes that great men are indebted for their palaces. - Latin Proverb

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Men are disturbed not by things, but by the views which they take of them. - Epictetus

Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

Bachelors: Married men may have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. - Robert Copeland

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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