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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. - Don Herold

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson


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