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Men To The Left thanks to Jim Serritella

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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