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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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