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Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

I like women, I don't understand them, but I like them. - Sean Connery

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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