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Men To The Left thanks to Jim Serritella

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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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