Men's Wedding Photos
Capturing that special day from a guy's perspective
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QuotaBillsI married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor
I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
Always say no, and you will never by married. - French Proverb
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton
I was going to marry a gardener, but he was too rough around the hedges. - Unknown
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde
Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen
If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry
The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown
Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz