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Meteorite Illusion

Those Commies still think that it was a meteorite!

Meteorite Illusion thanks to Keith Blake

Russia and the U.S. reach an illusive detente

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Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do I dare Disturb the universe? - T S Eliot

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. - John Muir

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

He who lives in harmony with himself lives in harmony with the universe. - Marcus Aurelius

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. - George Carlin


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