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Meteorite Illusion

Those Commies still think that it was a meteorite!

Meteorite Illusion thanks to Keith Blake

Russia and the U.S. reach an illusive detente

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When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

The universe is made up of stories, not atoms. - Muriel Rukeyser

You smiled at the stars like they knew all your secrets. - Unknown

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

Quantum physics thus reveals a basic oneness of the universe. - Erwin Schrodinger

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Within each of us, there is silence. A silence as vast as the universe. And when we experience that silence, we remember who we are. - Gunilla Norris

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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