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Meteorite Illusion

Those Commies still think that it was a meteorite!

Meteorite Illusion thanks to Keith Blake

Russia and the U.S. reach an illusive detente

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A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Stars can't shine without darkness. - Unknown

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Only in the darkness can you see the stars. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The universe is made up of stories, not atoms. - Muriel Rukeyser

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

The universe is not a machine; it is an organic whole. - Ravi Zacharias

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

He who lives in harmony with himself lives in harmony with the universe. - Marcus Aurelius

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. - Edwin H. Chapin

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. - David Eddings

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe. - Alfonso X, the Wise

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

Becoming a star may not be in your destiny, but being the best that you can be is a goal you can set for yourselves. - Bryan Lindsay

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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