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Miracle Walk

At Disneyland, this is the exact point where miracles happen

Miracle Walk thanks to Keith Blake

Miracles still do happen today

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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Praise, like sunlight, helps all things grow. - Croft M Pentz

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

To praise great actions is in some sense to share them. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god. - Aristotle

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

I am totally convinced the Christian faith is the most coherent worldview around. - Ravi Zacharias

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

How utterly terrible is the current idea that Christians can serve God at their own convenience. - AW Tozer

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

The conversion of a soul is the miracle of a moment, but the making of a saint is the task of a lifetime. - Charles Swindoll

I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien


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