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Miracle Walk

At Disneyland, this is the exact point where miracles happen

Miracle Walk thanks to Keith Blake

Miracles still do happen today

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Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

To praise great actions is in some sense to share them. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Tennyson

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

God isn't asking you to figure it out. He's asking you to trust that He already has. - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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