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Miracle Walk

At Disneyland, this is the exact point where miracles happen

Miracle Walk thanks to Keith Blake

Miracles still do happen today

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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. - Walt Whitman

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche


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