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Mirror Fence

Are you putting up a transparent fence this year?

Mirror Fence thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Bubba prefers imaginary fence lines

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The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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