Mirror Fence

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins