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Misinclined Stairs

Stairs leading to the wrong conclusion

Misinclined Stairs thanks to Barry McCartney

Taking an upstairs walk on downstair stairs

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There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha.' - Ernst Haas

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

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Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

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The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

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It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi


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