Missing File

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Absentee: A missing golfing peg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

When one person is missing the whole world seems empty. - Pat Schweibert

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown

How much I missed, simply because I was afraid of missing it. - Paulo Coelho

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower. - Mitch Hedberg

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Errors using inadequate data are much less than those using no data at all. - Charles Babbage

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Life is made up of a series of judgments on insufficient data, and if we waited to run down all our doubts, it would flow past us. - Learned Hand

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe