Missing File

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one. - Cavett Robert

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. - Earl Wilson

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco