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Missing Piece Statue

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Missing Piece Statue thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Seeing through a walking traveler's day

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama


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