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Mistaken Door

Beating a path to the wrong entrance

Mistaken Door thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

The carpet installer read the blueprints upside down

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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

Be an opener of doors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

Though patrician, he was also stupid. - Greek Proverb

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Mama says, 'Stupid is as stupid does.' - Forrest Gump

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

It's always darkest just before the fridge door opens. - Phil Callaway

To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice. - Ambrose Bierce

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken. - Donald Trump

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

No man is so wise that he knows everything, nor is any man so stupid he knows nothing. - Amish Saying

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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