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Montgomery Ward 1934 Christmas Catalog

How people survived on $10 a week in the Dirty Thirties

Can't believe those prices!
Montgomery Ward 1934 Christmas Catalog thanks to Jim Serritella

Montgomery Ward 1934 Christmas Catalog thanks to Jim Serritella

Montgomery Ward 1934 Christmas Catalog thanks to Jim Serritella

Montgomery Ward 1934 Christmas Catalog thanks to Jim Serritella

Montgomery Ward 1934 Christmas Catalog thanks to Jim Serritella

Montgomery Ward 1934 Christmas Catalog thanks to Jim Serritella

Montgomery Ward 1934 Christmas Catalog thanks to Jim Serritella

Montgomery Ward 1934 Christmas Catalog thanks to Jim Serritella

Montgomery Ward 1934 Christmas Catalog thanks to Jim Serritella

Montgomery Ward 1934 Christmas Catalog thanks to Jim Serritella

Montgomery Ward 1934 Christmas Catalog thanks to Jim Serritella

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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