QuotaBillsLemon merinj pie - Archie Bunker
Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette
Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn
Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman
A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison
Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King
The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks
Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake. - Hedy Lamarr
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker
I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld
Baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There's no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life. - Martha Stewart
I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes". - Steven Wright
Calico Pie,
The little Birds fly
Down to the calico tree,
Their wings were blue,
And they sang "Tilly-loo!"
Till away they flew,
And they never came back to me! - Edward Lear
Mother: 1. Mom's the word; 2. The person who feeds the mouth that bites her; 3. A person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com