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Muffler Hanger

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The most exhausting thing in life is insincerity. - Anne M Lindbergh

Noise is a buffer, more effective than cubicles or booth walls. - Margaret Heffernan

Nothing is so exhausting as indecision, and nothing is so futile. - Bertand Russell

She had the Midas touch. Everything she touched turned into a muffler. - Lisa Smerling

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Carol Anne had a bad case of motor-mouth. Amanda wanted to install a muffler. - Tamara Thorne

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The word 'hackathon' was born out of 'marathon' for a reason. It's exhausting. - Neil Blumenthal

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The twelve notes in each octave and the variety of rhythm offer me opportunities that all of human genius will never exhaust. - Igor Stravinsky

I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or the acting like you know what you're doing. - Jim Gaffigan


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