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Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Mamogram: A telegram to Mom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

I know how to do anything - I'm a mom. - Roseanne Barr

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

Mother's Life: One darned stocking after the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

The motivation of all artists is, "Look at me, Mum". - Sebastian Horsley

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother. - Claudette Colbert

Modern Pioneer: The mother who manages to get through a rainy Saturday with the T.V. not working - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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