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Musical Bathroom

How to best listen to uplifting music

Musical Bathroom thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato


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