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Musical Bathroom

How to best listen to uplifting music

Musical Bathroom thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Brass harmony in the men's bathroom

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Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

S.O.S.: A musical term meaning: ’Same Only Softer’ - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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