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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Chid: A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren