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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold