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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

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Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan