My Daughter and My Money
Investing in the future
Preparing for studies at Texas and M
QuotaBillsTexas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins
Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost
You can always tell a Texan, but not much. - Unknown
Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown
Electoral College: Institute of higher yearning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown
Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins
In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain
You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard
A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton
Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston
The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins
I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush
The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell
If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver
I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson
Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry
You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman
You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen