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My First Accident

Can't miss a great opportunity for a photo op!

My First Accident thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Perhaps not the safest place to be on the road

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One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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