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My Life Goal

Believing that you can do anything you set your mind to

My Life Goal thanks to Howard Chapman

What is your aspiration/goal in life?

Life is too short to be little. - Disraeli

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

No man is a failure who is enjoying life. - William Feather

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

Life isn’t a matter of milestones, but of moments. - Rose Kennedy

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice. - Conan O'Brien

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life. - Gelett Burgess

Goodness can endure a few moments; holiness is life-defining. - Ravi Zacharias

Life is like Tetris: if it doesn't fit, just flip it over. - Sabine Hein

It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive. - Ellen DeGeneres

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up. - Hans Christian Andersen

Anything that is of value in life only multiplies when it is given. - Deepak Chopra

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. - Lord Byron

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. - John Lennon

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed. - Sid Caesar

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter. - Walt Disney

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

Airless See-Through Tires

Aussie Motorcycle

Statue Selfie

Bacon Sandwich

Elephant Hand

Unless Your Dog Can Do This

Dragon Buoy

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

Bird Melons

Local Crabs

Black Golfer

Ostrich Imprint

Tea Party Weapon

Extra Space Bed

Unattended Children


Cell Phone Warning

Umbrella Protection and Non-Protection

Husband Creche

Undertaker Bike

Road Sign Dictionary

Sandal Security

House Appraisal

Tongue Twister