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My Life Goal

Believing that you can do anything you set your mind to

My Life Goal thanks to Howard Chapman

What is your aspiration/goal in life?

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Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

What we play is life. - Louis Armstrong

Life itself is a gift. - Daphne R Kingma

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

Goals are the fuel in the furnace of achievement. - Brian Tracy

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Biography is the mesh through which real life escapes. - Tom Stoppard

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. - Will Rogers

He's even smaller in real life than he is on the track. - David Coleman

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not. - Oscar Wilde

Gammy used to say, "Too much scrubbing takes the life right out of things." - Betty MacDonald

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

If you are going to ask yourself life-changing questions, be sure to do something with the answers. - Bo Bennett

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

It is necessary to try to surpass one's self always; this occupation ought to last as long as life. - Queen Christina

It is life's principle and you have to accept it as it comes; nothing happens when nothing is done. - Israelmore Ayivor

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

If you want to reach a goal, you must 'see the reaching' in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal. - Zig Ziglar

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein

Life is made up of a series of judgments on insufficient data, and if we waited to run down all our doubts, it would flow past us. - Learned Hand

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

Forgiveness for one's self is the only way we can keep going through life and give ourselves the best chance at being the best people we can be. - Yolanda Hadid


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