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My Life Goal

Believing that you can do anything you set your mind to

My Life Goal thanks to Howard Chapman

What is your aspiration/goal in life?

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Set goals, not limits. - Unknown

From my own personal life, abstinence works. - Rick Perry

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

You do not find the happy life. You make it. - Camilla R Kimball

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

Goals by the yard are hard. Goals by the inch a cinch. - Unknown

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The measure of a life is not its duration but its donation. - Corrie Ten Boom

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. - Ron White

In order to please others, we lose our hold on our life's purpose. - Epictetus

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism and faulty eyesight. - Helen Rowland

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

A housefly has a longer life expectancy than the manager of a Premier League team. - Alex Ferguson

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

Loving something is the only starting place there is for making your life your own. - Alice Koller

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

If you want to build a happy life, you have to give careful thought to the foundations. - Unknown

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

If you want to run, run a mile. If you want to experience a different life, run a marathon. - Emil Zatopek

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

You only have to do a very few things right in your life - so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffett

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you. - C S Lewis

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

If you look at what you have in life, you'll always have more. If you look at what you don't have in life, you'll never have enough. - Oprah Winfrey

The world is very different now, for man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life. - John F Kennedy

Forgiveness for one's self is the only way we can keep going through life and give ourselves the best chance at being the best people we can be. - Yolanda Hadid

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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