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My Time

If Pablo Picasso created wall clock sculptures

My Time thanks to Sonya Zupan

Interpetive wall clock captures timing of another work day

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It takes a long time to grow young. - Pablo Picasso

The happier the time, the faster it goes. - Pliny the Younger

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' - Casablanca

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

My time has not yet come either; some are born posthumously. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

Well arranged time is the surest mark of a well arranged mind. - Isaac Pitman

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy. - WC Fields

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

Drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time. - Neil Peart

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. - David Coleman

One of the funniest antidotes of all time - you sit there like you're in a comma. - Archie Bunker

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it. - Ernest Hemingway

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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