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My Time

If Pablo Picasso created wall clock sculptures

My Time thanks to Sonya Zupan

Interpetive wall clock captures timing of another work day

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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

You can't depend on anyone to be wrong all the time. - American Proverb

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

When was the last time you did something for the first time? - Unknown

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself. - George Lopez

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer. - Walter Scott

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on this earth? - Nelly

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. - Andre Gide

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. - John W. Gardner

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. - George Burns

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant


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