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My Time

If Pablo Picasso created wall clock sculptures

My Time thanks to Sonya Zupan

Interpetive wall clock captures timing of another work day

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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

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Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Time heals all wounds, unless you pick at them. - Shaun Alexander

You can fool too many people too much of the time. - James Thurber

There is no greater harm than that of time wasted. - Michelangelo

The best time to make up your mind about people is never. - Katharine Hepburn

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity. - Hippocrates

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. - David Coleman

Life is short, and there is too much time wasted bearing grudges, and I like to move on. - Sam Taylor-Johnson

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Lots of time you have to pretend to join a parade in which you are really not interested in order to get where you're going. - Christopher Morley

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney


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