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My Time

If Pablo Picasso created wall clock sculptures

My Time thanks to Sonya Zupan

Interpetive wall clock captures timing of another work day

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Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Busy souls have no time to be busybodies. - O'Malley

The happier the time, the faster it goes. - Pliny the Younger

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. - Auguste Rodin

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

Well arranged time is the surest mark of a well arranged mind. - Isaac Pitman

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

Waste no more time arguing about what a good person should be. Be one. - Marcus Aurelius

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure. - Lee Segall

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

It took me quite a long time to develop a voice, and now that I have it, I am not going to be silent. - Madeleine Albright

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray


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