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My Time

If Pablo Picasso created wall clock sculptures

My Time thanks to Sonya Zupan

Interpetive wall clock captures timing of another work day

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

The hardest thing to do is win it the second time. - Red Auerbach

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

If you're there before it's over, you're on time. - James J Walker

You can take a chance with any man who pays his bills on time. - Terence

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now, and there will never be a time when it is not now. - Gerald Jampolsky

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

In primitive societies, no one has a watch, but everyone has time. In advanced societies, everyone has a watch, but no one has any time. - Gerhard Geschwandtner

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg


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