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My Time

If Pablo Picasso created wall clock sculptures

My Time thanks to Sonya Zupan

Interpetive wall clock captures timing of another work day

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Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

Well arranged time is the surest mark of a well arranged mind. - Isaac Pitman

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself. - George Lopez

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy. - WC Fields

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity. - Hippocrates

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

The dementia patient is not giving you a hard time. The dementia patient is having a hard time. - Kerry Kleinbergen

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. - M. Scott Peck

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

It's exhilarating to be alive in a time of awakening consciousness; it can also be confusing, disorienting, and painful. - Adrienne Rich

After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but is often true. - Leonard Nimoy

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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