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My Time

If Pablo Picasso created wall clock sculptures

My Time thanks to Sonya Zupan

Interpetive wall clock captures timing of another work day

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Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

He was not of an age, but for all time. - Ben Jonson

You must come again when you have less time. - Walter Sickert

The time is always right to do what is right. - Martin Luther King Jr.

You may ask me for anything you like except time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The hardest thing to do is win it the second time. - Red Auerbach

The third time you say a thing, it sounds like a lie. - Harrison Ford

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

Time is a great legalizer, even in the field of morals. - H.L. Mencken

One life - a little gleam of time between two eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Do something instead of killing time. Because time is killing you. - Paulo Coelho

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

A long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy. - Charles Manson

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. - John W. Gardner

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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