My Toaster Is Broken

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo