My Toaster Is Broken

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

A single arrow is easily broken, but not ten in a bundle. - Japanese Proverb

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake. - Phyllis Diller

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

The two things that are going to make you a better baker without even trying are a scale and a thermometer in your oven. - Tom Douglas

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo