My Toaster Is Broken

I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

The heart will break, but broken live on. - Lord Byron

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The two things that are going to make you a better baker without even trying are a scale and a thermometer in your oven. - Tom Douglas

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo