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My Toaster Is Broken

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My Toaster Is Broken thanks to Keith Blake

From Bubba's 'toaster oven recipes' book

My Toaster Is Broken thanks to Keith Blake

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Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Sharp are the arrows of a broken heart. - Cassandra Clare

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken. - Albert Camus

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Hod: (Southern) Not easy. Usage: 'A broken hot is hod to fix.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake. - Phyllis Diller

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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