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My Toaster Is Broken

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My Toaster Is Broken thanks to Keith Blake

From Bubba's 'toaster oven recipes' book

My Toaster Is Broken thanks to Keith Blake

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The heart will break, but broken live on. - Lord Byron

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. - Christie Brinkley

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

The two things that are going to make you a better baker without even trying are a scale and a thermometer in your oven. - Tom Douglas

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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