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My Toaster Is Broken

Home-on-the-range cooking at its best

My Toaster Is Broken thanks to Keith Blake

From Bubba's 'toaster oven recipes' book

My Toaster Is Broken thanks to Keith Blake

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Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Tomato Paste: Used to fix broken pizza - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

The bow too tensely strung is easily broken. - Publius Syrus

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Silence: What gets broken when you say its name - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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