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Mystery Books

When you can't read the book spine, it's a mystery

Mystery Books thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Grab bag section at the library

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Every man in his own library. - Ravi Zacharias

Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

We can close the books on infectious diseases. - William H Stewart

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility. - Albert Einstein

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met. - Oscar Wilde

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal


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