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Mystery Books

When you can't read the book spine, it's a mystery

Mystery Books thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility. - Albert Einstein

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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