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Napoleon

How Napoleon Bonaparte took a power nap

Napoleon thanks to Shirley Varley

Showing the benefits of napping

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Dark Ages: Knight time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When all else fails take a nap. - Unknown

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Don't be afraid of the dark. Shine! - Vera Nazarian

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

So dark, so deep,
The secrets that you keep... - Unknown

The mind once enlightened cannot again become dark. - Thomas Paine

That man is truly good who knows his own dark places. - Beowulf

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

The world is big and I want to have a good look at it before it gets dark. - John Muir

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

Become a possibilitarian. No matter how dark things seem or actually are, raise your sights and see the possibilities. - Norman Vincent Peale

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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