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Napoleon

How Napoleon Bonaparte took a power nap

Napoleon thanks to Shirley Varley

Showing the benefits of napping

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Even Napoleon had his Watergate. - Yogi Berra

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Even the candle seller dies in the dark. - Colombian Proverb

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

It was like trying to see a shadow in the dark. - Melissa Andrea

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. - Steven Wright

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

Stare at the dark too long and you will eventually see what isn’t there. - Cameron Jace

Nothing should be permanent except struggle with the dark side within ourselves. - Shirley MacLaine

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Know there will be dark days. There will be more dark days than good days, but the few good days are really, really good. - Steve Wynn

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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