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Napoleon

How Napoleon Bonaparte took a power nap

Napoleon thanks to Shirley Varley

Showing the benefits of napping

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Dark Ages: Knight time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When all else fails take a nap. - Unknown

Even Napoleon had his Watergate. - Yogi Berra

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is. - Yoda

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Don't be afraid of the dark. Shine! - Vera Nazarian

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Prejudice comes from being in the dark; sunlight disinfects it. - Muhammad Ali

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

It's a temporarial blowout here. All the houses on the block are dark. - Archie Bunker

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Nothing should be permanent except struggle with the dark side within ourselves. - Shirley MacLaine

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

Everyone has a talent. What's rare is to follow it to the dark places where it leads. - Erica Jong

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

I am terrified by this dark thing
That sleeps in me;
All day I feel its soft, feathery turnings, its malignity. - Sylvia Plath

Know there will be dark days. There will be more dark days than good days, but the few good days are really, really good. - Steve Wynn

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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