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Napoleon

How Napoleon Bonaparte took a power nap

Napoleon thanks to Shirley Varley

Showing the benefits of napping

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When all else fails take a nap. - Unknown

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Don't be afraid of the dark. Shine! - Vera Nazarian

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown

Even the candle seller dies in the dark. - Colombian Proverb

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Prejudice comes from being in the dark; sunlight disinfects it. - Muhammad Ali

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

It's a temporarial blowout here. All the houses on the block are dark. - Archie Bunker

Stare at the dark too long and you will eventually see what isn’t there. - Cameron Jace

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

I am terrified by this dark thing
That sleeps in me;
All day I feel its soft, feathery turnings, its malignity. - Sylvia Plath

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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