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Napoleon

How Napoleon Bonaparte took a power nap

Napoleon thanks to Shirley Varley

Showing the benefits of napping

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Even Napoleon had his Watergate. - Yogi Berra

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is. - Yoda

Even the candle seller dies in the dark. - Colombian Proverb

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It was like trying to see a shadow in the dark. - Melissa Andrea

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

So dark, so deep,
The secrets that you keep... - Unknown

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

The world is big and I want to have a good look at it before it gets dark. - John Muir

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Nothing should be permanent except struggle with the dark side within ourselves. - Shirley MacLaine

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

Everyone has a talent. What's rare is to follow it to the dark places where it leads. - Erica Jong

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed. - Ogden Nash

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Become a possibilitarian. No matter how dark things seem or actually are, raise your sights and see the possibilities. - Norman Vincent Peale

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Know there will be dark days. There will be more dark days than good days, but the few good days are really, really good. - Steve Wynn

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or how. We guess. We may be wrong, but we take leap after leap in the dark. - Agnes de Mille

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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