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Napoleon

How Napoleon Bonaparte took a power nap

Napoleon thanks to Shirley Varley

Showing the benefits of napping

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Even Napoleon had his Watergate. - Yogi Berra

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Even the candle seller dies in the dark. - Colombian Proverb

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It was like trying to see a shadow in the dark. - Melissa Andrea

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Prejudice comes from being in the dark; sunlight disinfects it. - Muhammad Ali

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Stare at the dark too long and you will eventually see what isn’t there. - Cameron Jace

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed. - Ogden Nash

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

I am terrified by this dark thing
That sleeps in me;
All day I feel its soft, feathery turnings, its malignity. - Sylvia Plath

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Know there will be dark days. There will be more dark days than good days, but the few good days are really, really good. - Steve Wynn

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali


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