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Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune. - Irish Proverb

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Musician: Someone who makes a living by playing around - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

Conductor: The musician most likely to get struck by lightning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - Halford E Luccock

The hardest instrument in the orchestra to play is second fiddle. - Leonard Bernstein

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest. - Erik Satie

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato


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