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Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

The hardest instrument in the orchestra to play is second fiddle. - Leonard Bernstein

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. - Victor Borge

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein


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