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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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