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Never Give Up

Survival in life's game of chess

Never Give Up thanks to Barry McCartney

Standing your ground against daunting odds

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Never give up on anybody. - Hubert H. Humphrey

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Let's continue to stand up for those who are vulnerable to being left out or marginalized. - Hillary Clinton

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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