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Never Give Up

Survival in life's game of chess

Never Give Up thanks to Barry McCartney

Standing your ground against daunting odds

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Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

If you fell down yesterday, stand up today. - H G Wells

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Never give up. This may be your moment for a miracle. - Greg Anderson

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

Being brave is only standing up when you're afraid. - Jon Steele

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us. - Geraldine Brooks

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien


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