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Never Give Up

Survival in life's game of chess

Never Give Up thanks to Barry McCartney

Standing your ground against daunting odds

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Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

To me, bravery is to stand up for what you believe in. - Sophie Turner

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

The people never give up their liberties but under some delusion. - Edmund Burke

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. - Evan Esar

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I stand up for what I believe. I don't know if it's always paid off for me, because I've been ridiculed and humiliated. - Kevin Costner

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher


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