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Never Give Up

Survival in life's game of chess

Never Give Up thanks to Barry McCartney

Standing your ground against daunting odds

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Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. - Bob Hope

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

It's really important to stand up for yourself and not always agree with what people say if indeed you don't feel that that's true. - Lily Collins

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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