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Never Give Up

Survival in life's game of chess

Never Give Up thanks to Barry McCartney

Standing your ground against daunting odds

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Never give up on anybody. - Hubert H. Humphrey

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

If you fell down yesterday, stand up today. - H G Wells

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

To me, bravery is to stand up for what you believe in. - Sophie Turner

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Let's continue to stand up for those who are vulnerable to being left out or marginalized. - Hillary Clinton

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I stand up for what I believe. I don't know if it's always paid off for me, because I've been ridiculed and humiliated. - Kevin Costner

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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