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New Canadian Species

Bootiful mud puppies

New Canadian Species thanks to Wayne Nowazek

With recent overabundance of rain, a new species has appeared in Canada

What Newfies do with old boots

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We ate everything but his boots. - Unknown

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. - Dave Barry

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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