New Canadian Species

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Grief is a species of idleness. - Samuel Johnson

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

We ate everything but his boots. - Unknown

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I ran my fastest marathon in the rain. - Bill Rodgers

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The human species thinks in metaphors and learns through stories. - Mary C Bateson

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah