QuotaBillsDogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski
If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West
Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles
It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain
Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
While our species remains alive, everybody has the sacred duty to be optimistic. Ethically, any other behaviour wouldn't be admissible. - Fidel Castro