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Richard III plays amazing game of Hide and Seek

New World Record Holder thanks to Keith Blake

15th-century British King’s skull found under a parking lot in Leicester, England

Monarch's face reconstructed
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What you seek is seeking you. - Rumi

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

He was not only a bore; he bored for England. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. - Edward R. Murrow

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

The main thing is to make history, not to write it. - Otto von Bismarck

England can never be ruined except by a Parliament. - Lord Burleigh

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

We are not makers of history. We are made by history. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

What we seek we shall find; what we flee from flees from us. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history. - Fiona Shaw

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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