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Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

Seek not outside yourself, heaven is within. - Mary Lou Cook

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. - Alfred Tennyson

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

The monarchical institution in England is immensely valuable. - Malcolm Muggeridge

History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

All of history is fused with His meaning because history is HIS-story. - Ravi Zacharias

Consult: to seek another's approval of a course already decided upon. - Ambrose Bierce

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves. - William A Ward

History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle


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