New Year's Baby

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets. - William Thomas

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain