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New Year's Stag Party

All of Bubba's friends looked forward to New Years

New Year's Stag Party thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Celebrating the New Year at a Redneck Duck Dynasty-approved house

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A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Donation: A country full of female deer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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