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New Year's Stag Party

All of Bubba's friends looked forward to New Years

New Year's Stag Party thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Celebrating the New Year at a Redneck Duck Dynasty-approved house

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A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. - Unknown

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill


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