QuotaBillsA wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson
As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb
Donation: A country full of female deer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb
When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne
Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter
He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles
And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke
Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown
If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler
Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden
She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx
To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown
A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde
In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs
The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy
But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide
Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard
We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill
Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams
I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader
Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel