New Year's Stag Party

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets. - William Thomas

Contract: An agreement that is binding only on the weaker party. - Unknown

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader