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New Year's Stag Party

All of Bubba's friends looked forward to New Years

New Year's Stag Party thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Celebrating the New Year at a Redneck Duck Dynasty-approved house

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Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. - Unknown

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets. - William Thomas

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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