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New Year's Wish

Wishing you happiness, fun, success, good health, good luck and joy

New Year's Wish thanks to Jim Serritella

Spreading cheer throughout the year

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Appear as you may wish to be. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I wish I knew how to quit you. - Cookie Monster

If you wish to be a writer, write. - Epictetus

All wish to know but none to pay the fee. - Juvenal

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Do not ask for what you will wish you had not got. - Seneca

Between the wish and the thing the world lies waiting. - Cormac McCarthy

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers. - Oscar Wilde

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets. - William Thomas

Fears are educated into us, and can, if we wish, be educated out. - Karl Augustus Menninger

What we need is not the will to believe, but the wish to find out. - Bertrand Russell

When you wish upon a star... you might be happier the way you are. - Phyllis Sugar

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Plenty of people wish to become devout, but no one wishes to be humble. - Joseph Addison

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen. Others make it happen. - Benjamin Disraeli

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

The Irish do not want anyone to wish them well; they want everyone to wish their enemies ill. - Harold Nicolson

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

You will know that forgiveness has begun when you recall those who hurt you and feel the power to wish them well. - Lewis B Smedes

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

We will receive not what we idly wish for but what we justly earn. Our rewards will always be in exact proportion to our service. - Earl Nightingale

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell


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