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New Year's Wish

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New Year's Wish thanks to Jim Serritella

Spreading cheer throughout the year

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If you wish to be a writer, write. - Epictetus

All wish to know but none to pay the fee. - Juvenal

We live, not as we wish to, but as we can. - Menander

Those who wish to sing, always find a song. - Swedish Proverb

Sometime the peacock wish to be the seagull. - Jamaican Saying

We often confuse what we wish for with what is. - Neil Gaiman

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Between the wish and the thing the world lies waiting. - Cormac McCarthy

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers. - Oscar Wilde

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish someone else would give you. - Dr. Phil

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

Even though we did not author creation, we wish to author morality and take the reins of life. - Ravi Zacharias

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

You will know that forgiveness has begun when you recall those who hurt you and feel the power to wish them well. - Lewis B Smedes

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady wish for the loved person's ultimate good as far as it can be obtained. - C S Lewis

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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