No-Elephant Building

How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. - Red Skelton

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

The taller the building, the deeper the foundation needs to be. - Unknown

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

Chid: A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: I'm with you kid, let's go. - Maya Angelou

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Because there is always some kid who may be seeing me for the first or last time, I owe him my best. - Joe DiMaggio

His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com