No Swimming

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There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

It took one night to get Israel out of Egypt but forty years to get Egypt out of Israel. - George Morrison

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson