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You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The more things you do, the more you can do. - Lucille Ball

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing. - Meryl Streep

You can be a rank insider as well as a rank outsider. - Robert Frost

You can't have everything. Where would you put it? - Steven Wright

You can't wait to buy a parachute when you need one. - Unknown

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

You can't let perfection get in the way of getting things done. - Gini Deitrich

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen. - Cher

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

In the end no one gets out alive, so you may as well enjoy every moment you can. - Peter Legge

The most courageous decision that you can make each day is to be in a good mood. - Voltaire

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

You can run a sprint or you can run a marathon, but you can't sprint a marathon. - Ryan Holmes

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

I've always believed that you can think positive just as well as you can think negative. - James A. Baldwin

You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down. - Bede Jarrett

Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - WC Fields

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

You can wipe out your opponents. But if you do it unjustly you become eligible for being wiped out yourself. - Ernest Hemingway

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Earn all you can,
Spend all you can,
Save all you can,
But for heaven's sake,
Give all you can. - John Wesley

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

You can just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new. - Steve Jobs

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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