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You can't trust anybody with power. - Newt Gingrich

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

You can't create experience, you undergo it. - Albert Camus

We must be our own before we can be another's. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

You can't hold your head high with your hand out. - Yiddish Proverb

Don't speak unless you can improve on the silence. - Spanish Proverb

We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs. - Gloria Steinem

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

You can't let perfection get in the way of getting things done. - Gini Deitrich

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. - George Burns

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can let yourself back. - Mick Jagger

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

You can't fix things with a hug, but you can't make them any worse, either. - Dean Koontz

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

You cannot be anything you want to be, but you can be a lot more of who you already are. - Martin Seligman

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to be a hundred. - Woody Allen

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside. - Mr. Yoga

If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements. - Mason Cooley

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

People respond when you tell them there is a great future in front of you, you can leave your past behind. - Joel Osteen

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

In dealing with Englishmen you can be sure of one thing only, that the logical solution will not be adopted. - William R Inge

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown


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