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No You Can't

When you can't produce what you promise

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If you practice hard, you can win every battle. - Manny Pacquiao

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can. - Unknown

Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can. - Arthur Ashe

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

You can't wait to buy a parachute when you need one. - Unknown

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry. - Abraham Lincoln

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. - Sacha Guitry

The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you can see. - Winston Churchill

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash

On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. - Lewis Grizzard

If you can't say anything good about something, don't say anything at all. - Phoebe Moll

If you put an Irishman on a spit, you can always get another Irishman to baste him. - George Bernard Shaw

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Wholesome: The only thing from which you can take the whole and still have some left - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

You can never step into the same river twice for new waters are always flowing on to you. - Heraclitus

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements. - Mason Cooley

Any problem that you can't solve with a good guitar is either unsolvable or isn't a problem. - Unknown

You can conquer the city, the nation, the world, but until you can conquer your spirit, you're a loser. - Unknown

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. - James R. Cook

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels. - Sheila Ballantyne

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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