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We can hope while we cope. - Unknown

You can't trust anybody with power. - Newt Gingrich

If you can't be kind, at least be vague. - Judith Martin

You can get all A's and still flunk life. - Walker Percy

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa

Never tell anyone to go to hell unless you can make 'em go. - Bill Clinton

First gain the victory and then make the best use of it you can. - Horatio Nelson

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

You must expect great things of yourself before you can do them. - Unknown

If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? - Steven Wright

Don't run as hard as you can - run as fast as you can without straining. - Jack Daniels

Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

I've always believed that you can think positive just as well as you can think negative. - James A. Baldwin

Even in a bad situation, there's always a positive side. Even if you can't see it yet. - Susane Colasanti

We cannot create a world we can't imagine and stories are the engines of our imaginations. - Josh Stearns

The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough of is love. - Henry Miller

We can only maintain our prosperity in Europe if we belong to the most innovative regions in the world. - Angela Merkel

We can often do more for other men by trying to correct our own faults than by trying to correct theirs. - Francois Fenelon

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. - Albert Einstein

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

If we can find forgiveness in our hearts for those who have caused us hurt and injury, we will rise to a higher level of self-esteem and well-being. - James E Faust


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