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QuotaBillsPolitics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck
Liberty is the right to silence. - Unknown
A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson
Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck
He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson
Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson
Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey
Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain
The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
We should not be afraid to go into a new era, to leave the old beyond. - Zack Wamp
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell
Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers
Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers
Passover affirms the great truth that liberty is the inalienable right of every human being. - Morris Joseph
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat
I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno
At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz
I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte
I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood
I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx
It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone
In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama
Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy