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Nose Knocker

Facing an antique door knob

Nose Knocker thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A 'pick my nose to enter' house

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Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Rapscallion: A door knocker shaped like an onion - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out. - Rabindranath Tagore

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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