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Nose Knocker

Facing an antique door knob

Nose Knocker thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A 'pick my nose to enter' house

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Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out. - Rabindranath Tagore

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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