Now Hiring

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

If you are prepared, you will be confident, and will do the job. - Tom Landry

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job. - Lou Holtz

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

If someone's not attacking you that means you're not doing your job effectively. - Sean Hannity

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Executives owe it to the organization and to their fellow workers not to tolerate nonperforming individuals in important jobs. - Peter F Drucker

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson