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Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Hiring alone doesn't give equal opportunity. - Richard J Mahoney

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

My job is not to be easy on people. My job is to make them better. - Steve Jobs

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job. - Lou Holtz

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The closest I ever came to perfection was when I filled out a job application. - Phil Callaway

The way to tell if your job is done: if you're alive, you've got a job. - Richard Bach

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

You may not have a clue of what lies ahead, but it's better to act on life than simply let life act on you. - Nick Vujicic

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

Executives owe it to the organization and to their fellow workers not to tolerate nonperforming individuals in important jobs. - Peter F Drucker

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas


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