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First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump