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Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

Hiring alone doesn't give equal opportunity. - Richard J Mahoney

The job of an actor is disclosure, not pretence. - Max Reinhardt

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

My job is not to be easy on people. My job is to make them better. - Steve Jobs

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison