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All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

I think you should take your job seriously, but not yourself. That is the best combination. - Judi Dench

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

You may not have a clue of what lies ahead, but it's better to act on life than simply let life act on you. - Nick Vujicic

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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