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Diamonds are the tears of the poor. - Helen McCloy

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

She stood in tears amid the alien corn. - John Keats

Finland: A place where many sharks live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. - Winston Churchill

I will not say, do not weep, for not all tears are an evil. - JRR Tolkien

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

The capacity for tears is the last demonstration of greatness. - G Campbell Morgan

The sorrow which has no vent in tears may make other organs weep. - Henry Maudsley

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers. - Mother Teresa

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up. - Alfred Hitchcock

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. - Bob Hope

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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