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Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker


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