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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Tweezers: A tool for removing wood splinters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Immanuel Kant

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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