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Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Tweezers: A tool for removing wood splinters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Fiber: Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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