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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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