Oil Lamps

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise