Olive Weather Forecast
How olives swing in Israel
Weather predictions at the Olive Tree Hotel in Jerusalem
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Off-the-docks Jews (Orthodox Jews) - Archie Bunker
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker
If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown
He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato
I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr
I don't think anyone has been slandered more than the Jews. - Fidel Castro
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields
It took one night to get Israel out of Egypt but forty years to get Egypt out of Israel. - George Morrison
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy
Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr
I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly