Olive Weather Forecast

Off-the-docks Jews (Orthodox Jews) - Archie Bunker

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

I don't think anyone has been slandered more than the Jews. - Fidel Castro

I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

It took one night to get Israel out of Egypt but forty years to get Egypt out of Israel. - George Morrison

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive. - Boris Johnson

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump