On The Loose

Justice delayed is justice denied. - William Gladstone

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb

Where there's a will there's a lawsuit. - Addison Mizner

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

Isn't it funny that anything the Supreme Court says is right? - Robert Frost

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Lawyers are like beavers. They get in the mainstream and dam it up. - John Naisbitt

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. - Wayne W. Dyer

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is never a deed so foul that something couldn't be said for the guy; that's why there are lawyers. - Melvin Belli

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

The question arises: whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. - Florynce R Kennedy

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Lawyers are doubters, skeptics; not in a bad sense. But they never know any thing absolutely and utterly without qualifications or modifications. - G N Tillman

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott