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Taking very close up wildlife photography

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Wildlife photography is more than the act of taking wildlife photographs

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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

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Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Treehouses are the ultimate return to nature. - Pete Nelson

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Out of defeat can come the best in human nature. - Billy Graham

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I like making things. I don't like getting my picture taken. - Mark Zuckerberg

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

Static: Nature's way of protecting us from certain radio programs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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