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Taking very close up wildlife photography

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Wildlife photography is more than the act of taking wildlife photographs

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I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

Trick Photography: Focus pocus - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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