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One Of Life's Equations

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One Of Life's Equations thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Life itself is a gift. - Daphne R Kingma

All life is an experiment. - Oliver Wendell Homes Jr.

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

True life is lived when tiny changes occur. - Leo Tolstoy

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

The only way to have a life is to commit to it like crazy. - Angelina Jolie

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. - Nathan Hale

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. - Unknown

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

To change one's life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions. - William James

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault


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