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One Of Life's Equations

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One Of Life's Equations thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Problems are the normal state of life. - Charlie Jones

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Life begins on the other side of despair. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

You can get all A's and still flunk life. - Walker Percy

Admiration is as indispensable to life as oxygen. - Genevieve A Dariaux

Every next level of your life will demand a different you. - Unknown

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

Life is a sewer. What you take out depends on what you put into it. - Tom Lehrer

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice you give others. - Amish Saying

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men. - Mae West

Knowing that you are completely forgiven destroys the power of sin in your life. - Joseph Prince

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

If you want to build a happy life, you have to give careful thought to the foundations. - Unknown

Give up yourself, and you will find your real self. Lose your life and you will save it. - C S Lewis

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

The truth is, of course, that what one regards as interruptions are precisely one's life. - C S Lewis

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

There is no more fatal blunder than he who consumes the greater part of his life getting his living. - Henry David Thoreau

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. - Oscar Wilde

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

You only have to do a very few things right in your life - so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffett

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

We are either progressing or retrograding all the while; there is no such thing as remaining stationary in this life. - James Freeman Clarke

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti


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