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One Of Life's Equations

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One Of Life's Equations thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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life, for eternal us, is now - e e cummings

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale. - Hans Christian Andersen

The great end of life is not knowledge but action. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

The great consolation in life is to say what one thinks. - Voltaire

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. - Victor Hugo

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Let life happen to you. Believe me: life is in the right, always. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I had realized it sooner. - Colette

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

Age is not different from earlier life as long as you're sitting down. - Malcolm Cowley

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. - Tallulah Bankhead

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not to make a mess of life. - E M Forster

Savor life: don't just breathe it in; exhale the moment to intake the next. - K C Rhoads

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Loving something is the only starting place there is for making your life your own. - Alice Koller

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Life is not over because you have diabetes. Make the most of what you have, be grateful. - Dale Evans

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful. - Joshua J. Marine

A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation. - Donald Trump

We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but by then we realize it and admit it. - Jules Renard

I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable. - Ogden Nash

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced - even a proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it. - John Keats

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli


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