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One Of Life's Equations

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One Of Life's Equations thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Life is not for everyone. - Michael O'Donoghue

I made my life my monument. - Ben Johnson

Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A man's life is what his thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

The most difficult thing in life is to know yourself. - Thales

Our life is frittered away by detail ... Simplify, simplify. - Henry David Thoreau

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

If we have our own why of life, we shall get along with almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

When you start recognising that you're having fun, life can be delightful. - Jane Birkin

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful. - Joshua J. Marine

Somehow, throughout much of life, being old seems to be something that happens to other people. - Maggie Scarf

The unselfish effort to bring cheer to others will be the beginning of a happier life for ourselves. - Helen Keller

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie


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