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One Step At A Time

Which step have you reached today?

One Step At A Time thanks to Wayne Nowazek

On the higher road to success

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My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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