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One Step At A Time thanks to Wayne Nowazek

On the higher road to success

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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell


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