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Woman stops Grizzly attack with 25 calibre pistol - a hiker's bold story of survival in the wild
This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a woman with an itsy bitsy shooter, against a fierce predator. What is the smallest calibre you trust to protect yourself? It's the Beretta Jetfire.
While out hiking in Alberta with my husband, we were surprised by a huge female grizzly bear. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive.
If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my husband’s knee cap was all it took. The bear got him, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.
Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown
Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot
My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen
Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown
Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi
I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver
Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler
The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke
We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown
It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking
Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller
It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson
The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle
My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis
Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis
Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot
My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen
Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown
Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi
I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver
Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler
The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke
We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown
It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking
Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller
It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson
The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle
My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis
Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis
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