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Woman stops Grizzly attack with 25 calibre pistol - a hiker's bold story of survival in the wild
This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a woman with an itsy bitsy shooter, against a fierce predator. What is the smallest calibre you trust to protect yourself? It's the Beretta Jetfire.
While out hiking in Alberta with my husband, we were surprised by a huge female grizzly bear. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive.
If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my husband’s knee cap was all it took. The bear got him, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.
Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown
Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot
My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen
Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson
Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown
So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb
Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi
I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver
Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown
He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke
Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown
It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking
The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo
Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay
The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll
It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis
Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde
To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown
A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian
Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson
Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis
The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle
My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis
We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir
Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell
Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal
The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis
Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton
Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill
The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds
Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot
My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen
Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson
Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown
So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb
Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi
I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver
Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown
He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb
I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke
Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown
It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking
The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo
Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay
The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll
It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis
Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde
To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown
A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian
Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson
Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis
The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle
My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis
We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir
Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell
Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal
The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis
Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton
Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill
The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds
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