Open Position

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Minds are like parachutes, they only function when open. - Thomas Dewar

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

A position of eminence makes a great person greater and a small person less. - Jean De La Bruyère

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here. - Groucho Marx

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. - Thomas Brackett Reed

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer