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Open Position

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Open Position thanks to Roy Taylor

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Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Monarchy: Used to open doors in a Royal Palace. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Throw plenty of mud and some of it is bound to stick. - Hipponax

I see the poem or the novel ending with an open door. - Michael Ondaatje

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

Minds are like parachutes, they only function when open. - Thomas Dewar

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. - Thomas Brackett Reed

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

You cannot reason people out of a position that they did not reason themselves into. - Ben Goldacre

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks, and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah


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