Open Position

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

It is best to keep your mouth shut and be presumed ignorant than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller