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Open Position

Mom thinks someone's missing in this relationship

Open Position thanks to Roy Taylor

Expecting someone new in the family?

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Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Leadership is an ever-evolving position. - Mike Krzyzewski

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

So, open your mouth, lad! For every voice counts! - Dr. Seuss

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

I'm trying to make the world a more open place. - Mark Zuckerberg

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

Jobsolete: A position within a company that no longer exists - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here. - Groucho Marx

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Become the kind of leader that people would follow voluntarily, even if you had no title or position. - Brian Tracy

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles that one has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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