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Overworked Mouse

When you know it's time for a computer upgrade

Overworked Mouse thanks to Jim Serritella

Looks like a strange 'back-up' plan

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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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