QuotaBillsStress makes you stupid. - Unknown
Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love
There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker
Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw
Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. - Paul Keating
Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips
I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker
Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown
Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner
Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper
Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf
Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James
When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley
Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown
In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith
Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling
Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze